underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.

Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.

by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008

A rainbow in the underwear

A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants. This would consist of a brown stain, a yellow stain, and an off-white stain.

Jean Pierre Garnier never wipes his ass, so he has skid marks; he has also been known to have wetdreams almost nightly. A few months ago thirty people came to his house to scream at him. He pissed himself and a made a rainbow in his underwear.

by DLa April 6, 2005

when the underwear is sus

i fucking looked at a trash can

when the underwear is sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

by transdisciplinary September 15, 2021

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011

old underwear

Sleeping with someone you've slept with many times in the past. They are comfy and familiar and easy to slip into.

"I ran into Steve at the bar last weekend and I slipped right into that old underwear, but I haven't called him since."

by bittermel June 24, 2008

Underarm

The soft pocket of skin beneath the shoulder that joins the inner part of the arm to the body.

The pretty girl's underarms were soft and smooth, hairless and extremely ticklish to the touch.

by Max March 16, 2004

hostile underwear

Underwear that creep up the crack of your rear end and you always have to adjust

I have to throw out these hostile underwear because they are driving me crazy all day.

by WinnipegZ May 19, 2010