The Underwood

This is a pro move where it’s getting hot and heavy and she asks if you have a condom, but instead you sneakily tear an old business card to make it sound like you do.

“Did you use protection?”
“Hell naw, I gave her the Underwood”

by Over metal January 11, 2021

Danny DeVito's underboob

A term used for a bad smell in a classroom

"eww, it smells like Danny DeVito's underboob in here"

by Danny DeVito's underboob July 8, 2020

Karaoke Underwood

That girl in the bar singing loudly and terribly into her pool cue to every song that comes on the jukebox...convinced that she's Carrie Underwood.

Somebody tell Karaoke Underwood over there to shut up!

by DawgRider October 14, 2014

frank underwood

a sudden, surprising and non-consensual hand job

Did you hear Kevin Spacey got fired from House of Cards? Apparently he gave some PA a frank underwood while he was driving him to set.

by NetflixNJill November 5, 2017

Underwood

What happens when a male has an erection while their penis is pointing downward. Can also be used when one has a visible erection while under a blanket.

"Does Greg have a small penis, his boner looks really small"

"No, that's just underwood".

by Ninakula May 16, 2010

underwood

A bitch that Sucks and rides dick with talent. Best one night stand or a girl to keep around.

That girls sex so good she's an Underwood!

by Zayummm December 12, 2014

Carrie Underwood

The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.

Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"

Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."

You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.

by Shan-na-no January 9, 2009