totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

by pefty January 13, 2011

Gaddafi Umbrella

Noun: An indication that someone is on the verge of a breakdown due to stress or mental instability. This stems from Libyan Dictator Muammar Gaddafi's infamous video from February 21, 2011 where he delivers an anti-insurrection speech while holding an uncharacteristic white umbrella.

"Man! If I don't get a vacation soon, I'm gonna break out the "Gaddafi Umbrella."

by scottyc2 August 25, 2011

umbrella popper

another term for a tampon

I didn't need to know what kind of umbrella poppers Jordyn uses. . .

by redjello35 July 16, 2007

umbrella hole

1) Slang term for a womans vagina.

Originated when Art Price, 40, of Ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him in broad daylight getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table.

1) I bet she has a nice umbrella hole.
2) I would love to stick her umbrella hole.

by mas13 April 2, 2008

anal umbrella

Anal umbrella is when u put your fist in a person anal rectum and open your hand inside them!

I'm about to do this Bitch the Anal Umbrella!!

shit box

stinker

I'm about to put it in this bitch stinker !!

by Sir sniff a lot and q tezzy December 10, 2013

umbrella cafe

a hotdog stand or cart.

"Let's take the new intern out for lunch, somewhere real fancy like the umbrella cafe, for a tube steak."

by RJDeMarx January 30, 2007

Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.

Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.

by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010