Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown”

Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”

by danasp_42 April 17, 2020

Uptown

To slam someone.

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.

by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023

Uptown

Its quiet

Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay

by UwUQween May 13, 2020

Uptowns

New York slang for White Air Force One shoes

Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”

Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea

"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"

by bsg2504 May 29, 2016

take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.

"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"

by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023