monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

typewriting

What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI

"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"

by LisaMo August 6, 2007

TheWritersHeir

goated fanfic writer who started an entire genre of dsmp fics on her own

arson bird: "Hey, have you heard of TheWritersHeir?"
snekbirb: "Yeah, she's such a good writer!"

by dillibis September 21, 2023