Nit Tut 

When You Show Someone Your Left Nut In Hopes Of Seeing A Left Tit. and Dropping Your Pants Epically.

Dude Lets Tottally Do a Nit Tut.

Nit Tut by TheBestBitchOnThisSite October 14, 2011

King Tut 

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

King Tut by Junextang November 10, 2008

rut-tut-tut 

1. The catchphrase of the two switch maestro penguins in their advert.

2. The last, vain attempt to get a laugh once a joke has gone flat. Usually unsuccessful.

1."Dum-dum-dum-da-dum, Rut-tut-tut."

2. "and then the French guy says 'deoderant, what's that?'. Heheh (awkward silence). Umm.. rut-tut-tut?"

rut-tut-tut by Brentmeister May 23, 2005

King Tut 

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

King Tut by Junextang November 10, 2008

sut to the tut 

The sound an AK-47 makes when fired. Each round makes a sound similar to 'sut' while the last round releases all of the remaining gas and makes the sound 'tut'.
Also used to indicate finishing a project to its entirety and in an extremely energetic manner.

Did you hear that dude firing his gun? It was like sut to the tut!
Get your homework done, man. SUT TO THE TUT!

sut to the tut by AJ wolftrainer May 6, 2009

boot tut 

a name for someone of the opposite sex, not neccesarily for a girlfriend or boyfriend

Hey Boot Tut, get your ass over here!

boot tut by Jenn March 18, 2004

butt tut

the act of taking a raunchy dump, forgetting to wipe, and then tea-bagging a girl, only to leave a skid mark on her chin resembling king tuts small fake beard

well she is actually pretty crazy, she made me tea bag her, i felt bad after though because i left a butt tut on her chin

butt tut by djbigbristold January 14, 2011