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Clinton Turbulence

Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..
Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"

Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".
by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023
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wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.
Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.
by QuacksO March 27, 2025
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Turbulent Tree Effect

Turbulent Tree Effect (noun): A branch phenomenon of the Chaos Theory in which a system that is influenced by many factors produces random yet organized and fundamental patterns that are irregular and branching, resembling the shape of a tree or a fractal of chaotic properties.
From the veins of rivers that took decades to form, the root-like patterns of a lightning strike and the mayhem of turbulent smoke rising from a flame all inhibit the properties of the Turbulent Tree Effect.

Like fractals, the effect is a fundamental observations of the universe that seem random and unorganized. But these patterns are a result of harmonious entropy that makes nature stunning.
by 1m1m0 January 27, 2024
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