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fuck trauma

A condition guys get when having sex, or sometimes just when they have a boner. The girl may get too rough, or the guy sits down the wrong way while having a boner. This causes the dick to bend the wrong way, which hurts like hell and almost makes one thing that it snapped right off.
1) "These jeans are too tight, so that when I pop a boner, I can't sit down without severe fuck trauma."

2) "Watch out for that girl, she plays a bit rough. If you sleep with her, not only will you get herpes, but a bad case of fuck trauma."
by rockstarchris June 23, 2007
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Trauma

Trauma is a Paterson pussy who likes to Oop on pa niggas.
by Pittston area woo February 12, 2022
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vicarious trauma

Trauma that is delivered vicariously by the media (TV, film, books, newspapers, the Net,etc) and leaves the world in a constant state of shock, which leads to a tendency towards illness and a lot of over-eating. As we do not experience events dirctly, it is devilishly hard to expunge the horror.
We've all experienced the vicarious trauma of the Tsunami, of war, of tragedies depicted vividly by reporters.
by damema August 16, 2006
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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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black trauma

1. Trauma caused by racial injustices such as death, injury, being racially profiled, witnessing wrongful death via social media.

2. Being pulled over by white armed officers and being killed while being black and unarmed.

3. When white officers of the law knowingly kill someone black/of color but are NOT indicted or required to serve prison time.
The murders of: George Floyd , Breonna Taylor, Philando Castille, Sandra Bland, Tamir Rice, Trayvonne Martin and etc...

Black Protestors gather to protest racial inequality as we have witnessed Black Trauma once again in the USA.

Black Trauma caused by racial injustices in AmeriKKKa.
by Tamron Tobias September 23, 2020
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Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)
by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009
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Adulthood Trauma

The resistance to accepting adult responsibility resulting in tendencies to procrastinate, blame others and redirect criticism.

Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
"I asked her to do the dishes and she said she thought my 4 year old son had already did them. That broad suffers from adulthood trauma."
by Dr. Drucifer May 1, 2019
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