by Xdian135 June 01, 2024
lar tor n, just lar tor n.
Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"
"it is i, the great lar tor n."
And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"
"it is i, the great lar tor n."
And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.
by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024
A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates
Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor
by AStrangePersonOnline June 05, 2024
A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021
Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.
Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
by Harpovich November 21, 2023
by Cammed Scat Pack August 09, 2018