A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.
Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!
by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020
Get the Cockmeat Tombstonemug. by skeletussy September 17, 2025
Get the Living Tombstonemug. God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
Get the TombStoned Gypsymug. Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Tombstonemug. by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
Get the Twitter tombstonemug. Tombstone is such a fucking retard
by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020
Get the Tombstonemug. When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
Get the Porcelain Tombstonesmug.