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Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better
Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat
by Wock fiends March 30, 2024
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Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
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bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person
Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.
by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006
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Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
by Koomist February 23, 2021
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Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks
You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker
by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019
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toenails

Me-Yo ima eat some toenails tonight
Timothee-thats hella tight
by g d fccdx May 17, 2020
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Toenail juice

When there is liquid behind the toenail and you shake it and it looks like a snow globe
Dude my toes look like a snow globe because of my toenail juice
by Poopy boys February 7, 2022
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