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Mother Trucker

*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!
by TomorowsMemory March 27, 2003
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trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006
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tuckerbag

An Austrailian type of knapsack, that one might use to carry a large amount of survival gear for a long journey.

A place for storing stolen livestock, as immortalized in the song "Waltzing Matilda".
"I've got a 2-week supply of beer in my tuckerbag, mate."

"Where's that jolly jumbuck, that you've got in your tuckerbag?!"
by Wediditforreggie July 16, 2008
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thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes
I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog
by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015
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thucked

Something that sounded like a good idea but in the middle of it you figured it was a bad idea!
I thought it would work but I got thucked
by WordSearch May 29, 2019
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Mini Trucker

An individual who's soul purpose in life is to build the sickest lowrider mini truck ever and drag the hell out of the frame rails so that sparks illuminate the night.
Yo, that mini trucker has a sweet truck, drag that shit.
by Tyler Humphries September 24, 2007
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Trucker

Someone who drives an eighteen wheeler as a living. Often sterotyped as an awful driver, stupid, and addicted to god awful country music. They never seem to get full credit for delivering goods. The media also seems to blame accidents on them, when they are either A) Not involved with it, or B) not the cause of it, but a stupid fourwheeler, who cut in front of them. Also unfair laws, such as CARB and anti-idle, cost them money.

To all the stupid morons who spent 5 minutes plus dissing them: Like your computer? Like wiping your stupid ass with toliet paper? Like driving your car? Then appericate truck drivers, their the reason that stuff got where it is.
Exp 1.
Random guy: Stupid trucker, almost ran me over in my little shit box car.
Me: are you sure it wasn't your stupidity for cutting in front of him, that caused this?
Exp. 2.
"A trucker is blamed for the accident, despite the fact that the car cut in front of them." Maybeline Newspaper.
Exp 3.
CARB effing sucks.
by Numbah 36 April 27, 2008
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