Arkansas three-way

A group sex act involving three people, two of which are family members

I finally talked my girlfriend and her smokin' hot twin sister into an Arkansas three-way!

by ScottyByNature August 18, 2016

Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal

Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!

by Bummer1 December 30, 2011

three way ass kissing

Gary, Kevin and Bob, bobbin on each other's nobbins. Also includes licking dingleberries

Two losers kissin another loser's ass

by Rog February 5, 2004

Three Way Third Wheel

A Three Way Third Wheel is a loving union made between three individuals of platonic desire. This relationship can take the form of two girls, one boy or more preferably two boys and one girl. The connection made by these three Love Birds is Strong, flexible but undoubtably enduring. Like any other relationship a Three Way Third Wheel can have it's up and downs, testing the members ability to forgive and move on. But what makes a Three Way Third Wheel so special is that regardless of ones blinded misguided doings, grudges and resentment is absent of view. Forgiveness is instead bestowed upon the wrong doer thus strengthening the wheels integrity and forever reassuring the everlasting love and devotion each member has and always will have for the their two soul mates of endless desire.

"Caitlin, Josh I'm sorry for being a twat. I meant no harm... I was just joking"

"Oh Tahan there is no hate in my mind"

"Thanks guys. Hey Josh What time is it"

"Three Way Third Wheel High Five Time"

by ILOVECAITLINMUDDLEANDJOSHCOLES July 5, 2013

Penn State three way

Dan, Maple and Jack all night

Dan had a Penn State three way with maple and Jack because that is all you can do at penn state.

by merkII April 10, 2010

stuffed toy three-way fetish

Having a profound love for threesomes with stuffed toys regardless of its ownership.

Singular: Hazel has a stuffed toy three-way fetish.
Plural: Hazel has multiple stuffed toy three-way fetishes.

by Aristotle the Second June 13, 2021

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006