surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.
Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"
by danieliscool January 07, 2012
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crimson surfer

a man that bangs girls while she's on her period.
Adam was so horny he became a crimson surfer when he did the deed with that asian booty in a texan hotel room.
by Willy Mo Boonedog November 01, 2007
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Roof surfer

A victim of Hurricane Katrina that got stuck on a roof with moving water around it. They appear to be surfing.
"I saw 6 roof surfers on CNN"
by Detlefius September 07, 2008
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butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.
I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!
by PWnaGE March 06, 2005
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Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then
Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league
by Horizontal Time Machine October 25, 2022
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Surfers Stoke

When you're beyond stoked about surfing the next morning that you cannot sleep.
Dan: I just want it to be morning, i can't wait to paddle out to pipeline!
Anne: Ahh i see you got surfers stoke
by Rach babyy July 27, 2011
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Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.
by doibles February 08, 2022
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