Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.
Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023
Get the Stubby Townmug. The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.
He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.
by Frellcon July 20, 2025
Get the Stubby basedmug.