Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
by Dark storker February 26, 2017

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.
by superwolf December 28, 2020

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.
by Flying_irish January 24, 2018

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.
by LooseId January 28, 2016

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017

The reign. The dominance. Over the stork tribal. Being known as the king stork is the greatest achievement life has to offer. Bmmmmmmm
by King Stork March 4, 2021
