Jake Stork

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin

by Puscake November 5, 2018

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Stork

Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.

“That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”

by Yosoytaytay January 9, 2020

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

storke

When you make a lot of mistakes in a short amount of time. Similar to a stroke, but it's misspelt.

Message: "Imm havnig braekfst right now"
Response: "What?"
Message: "Storke"

by SinglePaper June 21, 2021

Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017