getting sprinted

When you have cell phone service through sprint and you can never get service or send texts or use the Internet cause their service is dog shit.

"My texts aren't sending, I'm sick of getting sprinted"

by Meag_ann November 22, 2014

mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

Buffalo sprint

When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.

Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.

by Reenberg May 27, 2018

sprint pickle

When a man or woman have sex and foget a condom

I hate when i sprint pickle

by Muffingod08 February 28, 2016

Power Sprint

A situation in which the enthusiasm of your excitement must be portrayed through a very fast, precise sprint. Usually ending in the loss of breathe, sweat, blood, etc..

I GOT AN A IN MATH!
Power Sprint?!
GO GO GO!

by bigLITTLEfoot January 22, 2011

Spielberg Sprint

When a filmmaker lines up several high-profile projects and produces them all back to back to back within the span of one or two years.

"Oh man, with Bridge of Spies already done, The BFG in production and Ready Player One set to go soon after, it looks like Steven's ready to unleash yet another one of his patented Spielberg Sprints upon us!"

by This Cinematic Life May 31, 2015