pillow

a pillow is something that all those 7,8 yr olds like to f###

8 yr old:imma use my pillow

by dragonslayer101XD October 21, 2018

pillow

The best friend of a terrible Hungarian kisser who is too afraid to go and get some real-world practice.

Doug's pillow was damp after a long, strenuous night of rehearsing, and while he thought he'd made progress, the pillow was of the mind that Dude'd never get to do the horizontal tango at this snail-like pace.

by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003

Pillow

Indicating a complete and total state of sexual ineptness. Could imply being fat and soft or even skinny enough to be used as a pillow in a fight. Or to state that ones intelligence is not unlike that of a pillow. All of these can be implied in a single use.

"He is such a pillow!"

by Benton Hayes October 17, 2004

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

pillow key

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

by theblackthunder August 12, 2012