Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024

Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024

Milkman's Baby

A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.

My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.

by BananaLady98 June 30, 2021

Milkman

Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother

AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Rengokus..crusty.eye August 14, 2021

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011