n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.
b. To do like Sean Malto does.
b. To do like Sean Malto does.
Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?
John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.
John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.
by -Angel- September 2, 2011
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Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016
Get the Chronic Method mug.the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008
Get the the fiom method mug.Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.
Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.
Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
by Moo Shu June 10, 2019
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Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.
by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010
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Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"
by The Rhys May 4, 2009
Get the Method Karaokeing mug.A method of winning over women & men sexually. R. stands for Romance. in the first stage you romance the woman, lots of eye contact singing to them sweet words. A. stands for abuse, in the second stage you are rude give them back handed compliments & damage their self-esteem. W. stands for wiener, whip it out & show them what you got. Follow the raw method & they'll be yours.
Bro 1: so you tried the R.A.W method? did you get the girl?...Bro 2: no-uh it didn't work, i couldn't stay hard long enough...Bro 1: Loser
by Mr. Goocher December 7, 2018
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