Kobe Bryant

He is the G.O.A.T. I REPEAT HE IS THE G.O.A.T! He died in a helicopter crash and made everyone on earth cry. He also played for the Lakers his entire basketball career and had the numbers 24 and 8.

Dude number 1: DUDE! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KOBE!?
Dude number 2: Yah I did! Its AWFUL man! I made 24 shots in honor of him and I think I'm gonna wear my Bryant jersey all fucking month!
Dude number 1: YOU KNOW WHAT MAN!?!?! SAME!

Dude number 2: Yah he was so good at basketball
Dude number 1: That's Kobe Bryant

by That funny person February 1, 2020

THE KOBE BRYANT

To have anal sex with a male of female

I did the kobe bryant to her last night while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch.

by troutdawg May 11, 2006

Kobe Bryant

A role model to many, a family man, and one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

Kobe Bryant was a true legend, He will be missed.

by rplee824 January 26, 2020

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.

Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.

by XTDave November 21, 2006

Kobe Bryant death

Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020

Kobe Bryant death
"do you remember kobe bryant?"
"yeah, shame he died"

by Anonymous Birb January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

Kobe Bryant Day

August 24th is International Kobe Bryant Day because he wore the jersey numbers 8 and 24. On this day we honour what a legend he was and how hard he worked as an NBA player.

Guy 1: Bro it's August 24th.
Guy 2: It's Kobe Bryant Day? Man, I miss him.

by luna-aaa January 27, 2020