Jonathan

A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.

Your pulling a Jonathan right now mate!

by J Slayer15 July 23, 2019

Jonathan

A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.

Look at that boy over there he is such a Jonathan and I love him

by Zombiebutcher210 May 15, 2015

Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 06, 2006

Jonathan

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

by Mr.jroll April 03, 2008

Jonathan

A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.

"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."

by apyxus October 08, 2019

Jonathan

Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.

I'm gonna name him jonathan

by 151112 March 29, 2018

Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009