Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison at PAX

1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.

Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.

by Coley_joshua November 23, 2024

Edison

A person who likes to shit a lot

Wow, Edison shit 3 times today!

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick

"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"

by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018

Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017