Edison

A person who likes to shit a lot

Wow, Edison shit 3 times today!

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Specialized Edison

The fancy way of saying "special ed".

Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison

Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.

Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Edison

The most funny and caring mofo but also a mean ass big baby only to the woman he loves though

Edison is a bitch but a big baby when it comes to his girlfriend

by S.tna. November 22, 2021