Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022

Navigating the complexities

“Navigating the complexities of..” is a phrase loved by uncle ChatGPT which allows humans if they have above 70 IQ to spot an AI-written article from a mile away.

- “Navigating the complexities of the tapestry of AI written articles”
- yup, that one’s chatgpt

by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024

Sold the company for $3 and a Skittle

A phrase or saying describing a moment or action that causes someone to lose in a way that could have been avoided at the last second

Bro, you just sold the company for $3 and a Skittle!

by Superiority complex June 10, 2025

eliminating the competition

When someone is so gobsmackingly hypocritical in their quest to condemn certain stuff (E.g. Gays are pedophiles, furries are zoophiles, etc.) that it starts to feel like they're doing this to snuff out competition.

Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration

Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"

Me: "He's eliminating the competition."

by Cynical Man January 5, 2026

Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023

passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence

Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind

by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017