Volkswagen wave

People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other

Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Volkswagen

Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.

John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.

by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022

The Volkswagen

The Volkswagen is a sexual position where your partner lies on the back with their legs back forming a “W” shape then they grab their feet with opposite hands to form the “V” shape

Him: what’s your favorite position

Her: The Volkswagen

Him: what is The Volkswagen

Her: oh you’ll see

by C-Raig69 August 14, 2024

to volkswagen

(verb) to act differently in a testing environment in order to pass a test

During my lie detector exam, I had to volkswagen to not get caught lying.

by cargobrrr November 3, 2021

Volkswagen Passat GTE

It's a Fucking Car

You're stupid if You Search This up on This Website.

Mary: What's a Volkswagen Passat GTE?
Johnson Johansson Johan Jonathan: It's a Car, Mary, It's a Fucking Car

by Anonymous swede from sweden July 20, 2023

Volkswagen

Mint when it doesn't break. Often breaks.

Volkswagen breaks too much

by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021

Volkswagen ist bitten sied

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.

Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.

by Vllad February 14, 2022