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iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.
My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.
by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017
mugGet the iranian tomahawkmug.

tomahawk

(verb) to target a specific person or thing, such as to vote someone out of a game, egging a house, or mass reporting an account on social media.
Let's all tomahawk Adrian and vote him out of Mafia!
Remember how those gay furry hackers tomahawked that lab in Idaho to demand research on irl catgirls?
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

tomahawk

A type of car accident where two cars are moving in a similar direction and one car merges, curving into the other car, with the entire impact in one corner. Typically the corner of the colliding car impacts the target car in the side.

History:
A T-bone accident is where one car strikes another perpendicularly in the side with the impact spread across the whole front of the colliding car. the T-Bone accident is so named from the shape of a T-Bone steak.
Similarly, the Tomahawk accident is so named after the shape of a tomahawk steak - which is a curved bone and all the meat in one corner.
As i was driving straight, in my own lane, she tomahawked me from the side.
by TheFarmitect July 7, 2023
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

tomahawk

(verb) to target a specific person or thing, such as to vote someone out of a game, egging a house, or mass reporting an account on social media.
Let's tomahawk Adrian and vote him out of Mafia!

Remember those gay furry hackers who tomahawked the lab in Idaho to demand irl catgirls?
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
mugGet the suck my rusty tomahawkmug.

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
mugGet the Cockblock Tomahawkmug.

tomahawk

A car that lil pussys use because they have no fast cars in gran truismo 7
by Wheeler January 26, 2024
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

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