Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 13, 2010

shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

by Me I. Myself February 02, 2009

shiny ninety

The shine applied to one's hand after it has been inserted into a vajayjay and rotated ninety degrees.

man, I got a slimy shiny ninety from that chick last night

by themanwithaplanfornow March 13, 2010

Shiny Nickel

-verb
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.

Man #1: How was that date last night?

Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!

Man #1: Fucking Epic...

by Rusty Penny January 07, 2010

shiny crown

When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.

Dude i can't get the glitter off!

From where?

My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!

by strainedcalvesbingbangbadaboom April 23, 2010

shiny giny

Noun: A condition achieved when a woman has the good sense to remove the beard from her clam thus allowing a more pleasurable experience for both her and her partner.

I hooked up with two girls last night, the first had a damn wookie living in her panties, the second had a shiny giny; I much prefered the latter to the former.

by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006

shiny dog

a blinged out gangsta in tha hood
a dog with jewlery

"ay0 b hope i don't blind ya wit mah ice!"
"DAAAANNGGG YO...u'z a shiny dog!!"

"Ay man u gon get yo dog som ice fo hiz neck?"
"heg yea sun...he gon b a shiny dog"

by youngkilla May 31, 2008