A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on
by sex god April 10, 2004
by sjdvs1776 January 07, 2020
Acts of sexual endurance which usually occurs late atnight when a couple can not fall asleep. The goal is to wear each partner out so that they fall asleep. Usually performed by couples who live together or are married.
The acts usually resemble events at a rodeo A.K.A reverse cowgirl/boy etc. Cowboy hats and apparel are not needed but are welcomed. Whoopering and Hollering are mandatory The dominant partner must YEE-HAW after the rodeo has ended.
The acts usually resemble events at a rodeo A.K.A reverse cowgirl/boy etc. Cowboy hats and apparel are not needed but are welcomed. Whoopering and Hollering are mandatory The dominant partner must YEE-HAW after the rodeo has ended.
(Its 2:08 in the morning and couple cannot fall asleep)
Man: Honey are you asleep?
Woman: No but I need to be... Up for a midnight rodeo?
Man: Let me get my hat.
Man: Honey are you asleep?
Woman: No but I need to be... Up for a midnight rodeo?
Man: Let me get my hat.
by Leu Nam March 08, 2010
the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop
by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011
When you're doin' a girl doggy-style, scream out another girl's name, grab on to her tits, and hold on as long as you can. (Can also be combined with the donkey punch)
Ride with caution 'cause once you get the Wild Rodeo goin', it doesn't stop when you're tired...no it don't slow down.
by Dick Hurtz August 28, 2003
The sport of rodeo played in an urban setting, such as in the streets or at school or at work. In urban rodeo, you jump on peoples backs and stay on as long as you can.
I am going to jump on that random guys back and see how long I can stay on, because that right there is urban rodeo.
by urban rodeo man January 15, 2007