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Ronnie the Bear

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The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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ronnie the limo driver

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Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
by BillR9 June 13, 2008
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Ronan the accuser

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Pretty much marvels equivalent to Kylo ren and the main antagonist in marvels guardians of the galaxy. He whines and complains about everything and is scared of thanos and tries to blow up Xandar because he has the galaxy’s biggest grudge

He is killed by the power of friendship when star lord, Drax, gamora, and rocket raccoon using the power stone to blow him up
Jim: hey stan did you see guardians of the galaxy that Ronan the accuser guy was a real whiner
Stan: that’s really cool Jim
by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 13, 2018
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A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
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