Someone who’s looking out for you and making you sure you don’t get so drunk you blackout and wake up pregnant
by Deletedthoughts January 30, 2020
by Lasane March 01, 2010
Someone who, in the middle of a conversation, goes over to the corner of the room and proceeds to pull down their pants and poop on the floor while the other person stares in disgust. Then the corner pooper pulls up their pants and returns to the conversation and points out that someone pooped on the floor over there and cautions the other person not to step in it.
"Man, the other day Gary and I were talking and that dang corner pooper straight shat in the corner and then had the nerve to tell me to be careful because someone pooped in the corner as if it wasn't him and I hadn't just seen him do It!"
by Jerrysguy May 30, 2018
The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ March 20, 2011
by MÅX December 25, 2003
it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
by Tenley May 23, 2007
by lolnoonelikesmesinceismell September 01, 2008