chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020

Sticky Pendulum

When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.

*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.

by WindyStick December 3, 2014

Devils pendulum

When you're banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.

"Oh no! I just got hit by the devils pendulum!"

by Devils Pendulum February 22, 2024

pudendum pendulum

-When a woman's labias flap back and forth when she walks around naked.
-An extremely protruding version of meat curtains.

ex. Bro 1: "Bro, you see the lips on her?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, that was horrifying. She's got a pudendum pendulum"

Bro 1:"They just flop around slapping her thighs" *Bro 1 shudders at the thought*

by Gundarrgh October 1, 2013