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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
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a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
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we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021
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One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020
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