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"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
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Works at the post office

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A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.
by MinDATucker March 29, 2020
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The Sheriff's Office

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Sheriff's Offices are important.
And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.
by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025
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Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
This is the song that shows what it means to live. The g-note will always trigger me well is not even a trigger it's a piece of my heart breaking. Another one is I'm Not Okay(i promise) - My Chemical Romance. I'll miss them dearly.
*G-Note plays*

*slams into the wall while screeching lyrics*
This is The Official Emo Anthem. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! *crystal while family judges silently*
by Chimchim 😊 June 11, 2018
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