Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

shooting the moon

A task or feat that is difficult to the point of near impossibility.

Passing a driving test without lessons is like shooting the moon.

by Tom Wells April 4, 2008

going to the moon

The act of getting so high your out of this world.

I am going to the moon with Dr. Greenthumb during lunch. You could call me a regular astronaut.

by CrustFace Killah June 11, 2006

The Dark Side of the Moon

What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?

Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.

by Maurice Del Taco February 5, 2010

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017

over the moon

very happy, extremely happy

I am over the moon at this moment.

by Dali Mao December 20, 2006