Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Dqrkice Method

A top secret method, invented by Dqrkice, that is used to print money off of tiktok.

Yo, jut hit da Dqrkice Method, stay broke.

by needthat! September 5, 2023

PIOOYA Method

Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.

Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.

by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010

Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!

I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!

by Moo Shu June 10, 2019

The spitfire method

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.

She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.

by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023

R.A.W Method

A method of winning over women & men sexually. R. stands for Romance. in the first stage you romance the woman, lots of eye contact singing to them sweet words. A. stands for abuse, in the second stage you are rude give them back handed compliments & damage their self-esteem. W. stands for wiener, whip it out & show them what you got. Follow the raw method & they'll be yours.

Bro 1: so you tried the R.A.W method? did you get the girl?...Bro 2: no-uh it didn't work, i couldn't stay hard long enough...Bro 1: Loser

by Mr. Goocher December 7, 2018