Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

hit with the lights off

A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body

Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off

by Steve Garcia November 10, 2007

dim the lights

the act of putting on sunglasses

annie: wow, that sun is bright today

joe: its ok, just dim the lights

by yoyu August 21, 2009

Hit the lights

Turn the lights on.

(in a dark room)
- Hit the lights!
- (turns on the lights)

by LinguoLover June 14, 2019

triple-play under the lights

Banging three different women, at different locations, in one night.

Synonyms: three-hole scamper, triple hiney, and tres coño

Dude, triple-play under the lights last night, and one was in a public bathroom.

by Billywhiteshoes November 5, 2010

Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber"

A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.

Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)

by Phil Garrido November 20, 2009

Cut the Lights on

when you come in drankin rollin up stankin white boy wasted frat house wasted and you have so much fucking ice on- no need to cut the light on.

Its gucci time and you are colder then a polar bear sleepin in the freezer so the is no need to cut the lights on

by GUCCITIME October 19, 2010