When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
by Bag Factory December 23, 2021
by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009
While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina
Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
by theDTP December 17, 2014
by Soup boy August 08, 2019
Little girl panties that have been worn too close to a dusty, cobwebbed crotch for too long. If someone has Krusty Undies they should think about getting some big girl panties and changing them more often.
This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.
This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.
"WOW! She sure put on her Krusty Undies when she told that adoptee to be grateful they weren't aborted or tossed in a dumpster."
by Abandoned Abandoner September 27, 2009
A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
by thebiggestneegyouknow April 04, 2011