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The Jonathan Move

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When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.
Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?
by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014
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hit the jones

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1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son
by David Hope April 2, 2008
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the jonus

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the penis, especially in Publishers
girls in the pub love the jonus
by Starrbarr September 23, 2005
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The Jones Theory

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When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011
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The Jono Method

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The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012
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The Jonas Brothers

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hottest boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the best songs ever. are sweet, funny, and kind boys. bangable.

also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just love the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"
by MegMarSant333 January 3, 2008
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the jonas brothers

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teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 3, 2009
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