inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.

“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”

by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023

Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.

Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017

Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.

by marblew August 2, 2011

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020