inflatable lifepartner

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.

I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied “ it’s an inflatable lifepartner”

by Bigroar April 04, 2018

Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.

Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.

by Solid Mantis September 05, 2017

Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.

by marblew August 02, 2011

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

Inflated cranium

A head that is so large it looks inflated.

Ethan has an inflated cranium

by P1aneboy July 02, 2021

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret September 21, 2015

funtari inflation

Don't google it 🫡
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Google funtari inflation to see how he did it

by LinguisticHeaven December 23, 2022