hungry as a hostage

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.
Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.
by Robert cain August 14, 2006
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Nigerian Hostage

poop, crap, shit, doo,poo-poo, the browns, the cosby's, shite.
Dude, I have to go negotiate the release of some Nigerian hostages.
by Earlito the Great August 30, 2008
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Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Hostage Swarm

When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.
My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!
by wisewolf64 May 28, 2018
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Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
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Video Hostage

when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .

When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.
by Beelzebubles March 01, 2015
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Hostage concern

The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.
James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.
by elHORNO June 11, 2010
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