Gru Gru Ballerina

A ballerina

Rahhing stitch stomped on the marvel meter with help from gru gru ballerina.

by sanxrio June 25, 2025

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022

asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

gru

An idiot from DIspicable Me from Illumination Productions, A company that made Minions.

Gru really hates that fat mexican guy.

by AmogusAmogus655 July 10, 2022

GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)

Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!

by averageMale_z August 14, 2022