Na Guinness

Got corrected, or fact checked.

"Nakita mo post niya? Na Guinness daw siya eh kasi fake news peddler daw."

by Lodi Cakes April 5, 2022

mrs. guin

The super OCD teacher who can't stand it when her markers are in the wrong color code.

Mrs. Guin got me suspended for putting my marker in the wrong spot.

by Calera Middle May 22, 2018

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Guinness bukkake

This act is usually performed by a single female participant and several male participants(preferably Irish or of Irish dependency) It involves the placing of excrement (either directly or indirectly) upon the woman's face and then ejaculation upon the excrement 'base coat'

"What you doing this Friday?"

"oh I have a Guinness bukkake party, want to drop in?"

by lostirishguy June 19, 2013

Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

Guinness World Record

Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.

Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.

Paul: For his really long fingernails?

Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.

by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011

New York Guinness

A mix of Coca-Cola and Cognac, most often Hennessy.

"Catch me on the block drinkin' New York Guinness"
(N.O.R.E)

by Lil Slugga February 21, 2011