I fear the geeks

When surrounded by geeks, you might text or bbm a friend to say you're surrounded by geeks or if you're really daring say it out loud.

Quite ironically it is a play on "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts" from Virgil's Aeneid and one would generally have to be quite clever (or geekish) to know that. A phrase common among public school chaps in England.

geeks: it's really good fun, here, like star wars.
normal person: Ok, right
geeks: (chanting) join us, join us...
other normal person: I fear the geeks!

by Virgil-Laurel January 15, 2012

Fear The Beard

It's not what you think it is.

It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.

DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!

My Mom keeps saying," Fear the Beard." Dunno what she means tho.

by diSdoOTer February 27, 2019

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Fear the tree

The dislike or fear of big dicks

"Hey man, didn't you hear those girls fear the tree? You might not want to sleep with any of them."

by The Big Juice Box December 7, 2014

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

Fear the walking dead

A wannabe show that will never be as good as the original.

Guy 1-WOW! I love the walking dead. But, wait what is this crap!! Where's Rick and Carl?

Guy 2-Must be Fear The Walking Dead.

by the walking dead addict September 7, 2016

Fear the beard

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.

"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?

by BankingDJ March 26, 2010