Egyptian blowjob

A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.
I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.
by Harvardictonary April 14, 2021
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Egyptian Tornado

Perjorative for a woman from Egypt with a personality that can only be described as 'overwhelming' - a torrential torrent of nonsensical insults and delusions of grandeur, and occasionally bricks. Much like a tornado.
"You're looking pretty rough, are you okay? What happened?"

"The Egyptian Tornado."

"Yikes."
by couldyou1magine July 02, 2022
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egyptian people

a person of egyptian descent
a person with ties to both african and middle eastern culture
egyptians come many colors: white-yellow-olive-brown-and black
a person who would die for either Ahly or Zamelak
one who has been beat with a "shib shib"
one who speaks arabic
most likely a muslim
understands the phrase MASR OM ALDONIA and believes it as scientific fact
egyptian people are pretty much the only people that matter
by El Burrulus June 15, 2007
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egyptian cat

a freakish looking cat or girl
in egyptian times they were worshipped
also knows as Doris
OMG doris loks like an egyptian cat
by rolyat14 February 29, 2008
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egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.
i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night
by starfishmutilater December 09, 2010
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Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.
"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."
by Ed Denes April 03, 2008
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egyptian sunglasses

while fucking a chick doggy style, you spit on her back, to make her think you came. but when she turns around, you cum right in her eyes
Last night I gave Cassy a pair of Egyptian Sunglasses.
by sick fuck February 17, 2005
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