boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.

by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 04, 2017

Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

You look like a gay bowling ball

by Tom dim April 11, 2018

Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

bowling balled

When a male inserts 2 fingers in a womans vagina and his thumb into her anus or vice versa.

I bowling balled her last night

She wants me to bowling ball her.

by growler_groaper January 11, 2012

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat December 01, 2015