I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 07, 2009
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The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.
Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390
by Dewey Meister May 29, 2006
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Why does it need a definitionn.

If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner

Red face Abusing friend
Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*

Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!
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In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow
by smartyguy1 November 08, 2014
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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
by smohr February 16, 2011
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