Technogenesis

It should be a toilet, but it isnt.

A competely undefined program at Stevens Institute Of Technology that is generally agreed to be a total waste of money. May possibly be connected to the 26 toilets.

What the Hell is technogenesis?

by Yami no Senshi February 16, 2005

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by College Student 101 January 21, 2006

technicolor yawn

to barf, hurl, blow chunks, toss cookies, spew, pray to the porcelain God

suzie left her technicolor yawn schrapnel all over the men's stall.

by skank January 12, 2003

nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

by I-dawg September 4, 2006

technicolor yawn

Euphamistic expression for an uncommonly colorful and forceful bout of projectile vomit.

After drinking 6 Tequeila Sunrises and eating a large Chef Salad, Al painted the car with his technicolor yawn.

by Al Caholic March 9, 2005

technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

technology

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.

During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.

by Tuxide January 16, 2010