Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

by shmerek February 25, 2014

typical harrison

Where money is no object for one certain family.

Typical harrison is a phrase when a member of the family critics something for not being up to the "upper" class standard.

Typical Harrison "what is this shit"
Normal citizen "an orange sir"

by Duckmister February 23, 2015

typical soap

A phrase used to describe a person who is weird and has a unique characteristic behavior.

Jesse:Hey! Was up!

Sophia: idk what s doing on.. im going to start a series on horror short films and I don't wanna do to college and I don't wanna do anything and im bored..

Jesse: dude chill man... ur such a typical soap..

by Jazzy_ June 18, 2017

typical annie

Typical Annie is when one is subjected to obvious, yet ridiculous misfortunes.

>Get this, so I went to pay my phone bill, I handed the lady 50$ She tells me she'll return with my change and that her till is empty, then hands me my receipt. So I wait about 3 minutes and I notice she's just happily conversing with another person, I look at my receipt and I'm the recipient of 5 cents back...

<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...

by HabSoCrack December 13, 2017

Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

typical sergio

when you want to specify, that you fucked anyones mother.

-bro, i had a typical sergio last night.
-damn boy, with whom?
-luis‘ ones.

by szumo_ April 23, 2020