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Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011
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packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.
After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.
by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008
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Switchleap

A piece of dance mastery performed only by one prestene member of the student body at the University of Southern California. Requiring nearly inhumane and somewhat frightening bility-of-flex, one gaze upon his manly moves is sure to make you think twice about whether ballet is a sport or not.
"Switchleap switchleaped all of and down that stizzage."
by twofast87 April 22, 2010
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switchbitch

A wishy-washy complicated man that can't make up his mind and switches from one decision to another.
Woman1:First he acts like a grown man, then he acts like he doesn't know what he wants.
Woman2: Yeah, he's a switchbitch for sure.
by ughbutter March 18, 2009
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switchiekun

a very homosexual guy, that thrives on twitter in company of his great friends and husband Raven.
did you hear about switchiekun?

yeah, apparently he’s also known as porn kun.
by user switchiekun December 8, 2019
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switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.
man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"
by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011
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Switchfreak

An amateur industrial metal musician from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Sometimes stylizes her name as "SW1TCHFR3AK". Instruments include: synth, vocals, screaming vocals.

SPOILER ALERT: It's me.
Oh look, there's Switchfreak.
by SW1TCHFR3AK June 15, 2013
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