Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

by PercyJones March 24, 2012

Bong Swat

A single hit of Marijuana usually packed in a small bowl. When more than one person is smoking it is packed one at a time for each person.

"Hey dude, Im watching some TV doin bong swats."

by Jesse Lee Creech July 25, 2008

swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Philippine swat

Used to infer that someone is incompetent and/or is a coward. Demonstrated by the total incompetence of the Philippine swat team in dealing with the hijacking of a tour bus in manila on 23rd August 2010.

Son, you better work hard or you'll end up a Philippine swat

by respecttogign August 24, 2010

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

Bong Swat

A single hit of Marijuana usually packed in a small bowl.
When more than one person is partaking, they are packed one at a time for each person.

"Hey dude, Im watching TV doin some bong swats."

by Jesse Lee Creech January 28, 2006

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008